mices and piglets

So I woke up, went in the kitchen. There was a button on the sink by the faucet that read, "PRINT TECH". So I pressed it and this sheet printed out. It read: 'Dear Jason, I wouldn't touch anything in the kitchen if I were you. I'll explain later. Megan' So I held it up and showed Mat, who was in the other room. He said, "Oh yeah," and I thought he was going to explain it, but then walked out the back door and closed it on himself. So i let him back in and he said, "Ok, look around that door frame and tell me what you see." I kept looking and looking. Finally I saw on the ceiling in the corner, somehow camoulfaged, this mousehole and this mouse just dangling like an asshole.
Then I was in my bed. But instead of my dresser we had our closet and it was open. On the bottom there were all these animals, like a pig and a lion. on the top shelf there were all these checkout candy boxes of gum and such. two of them flew onto the bed and I thought there were mice in the boxes so I woke up trying to get the mice of the bed.