My dream last night made no sense. My parents caught me with condoms that I didn't even know I had. Some other stuff happened and It ended at youth group where Jared and Justin were showing objects to represent 'femininity'. They held up a wrapped straw to symbolize a tampon. Shula and I were jumping up and down shouting answers.

i haven't had a dream i remembered for a week!

there was a part of my dream that i had to babysit jessica libell. she was only eight or nine and she was a princess. she still lived in trafford but had a different family. while she was sleeping, the king and the queen performed a ritual on her in which she was placed on top of the coffin of a ancient egyptian prince. this somehow brought him back to life, but no one realized it did. everyone just thought he was some new kid that jessica was friends with. he was really skinny and it took some time for his dry parched mummy skin to go back to normal. once people found out he was a mummy, they decided to bury him again, with jessica. they were in love. there were other aspects that made the dream more ridiculous, but i can't remember them.

at some point i switched from being in that dream to a dream where i was hanging out with beth, mike, james, and beth. i told them about the mummy dream and we all laughed. beth and i went to a thrift store and i found some of crocodile figurines and great monster toys. i also found a pile of things that were mine when i was a child.

my mom, sister, gramma, and i all worked at the lingerie department of a store. we were all single and were trying to find dates.

i was back in high school, but high school was at the mall (beth- what is with us and our high school/mall dreams?) i, of course, didn't know when any of my classes were and was just wandering aimlessly about the school/mall, asking people if they knew my schedule. i thought how i should make sure i have a study hall first period because i was always late for school. i ran into marcel dzama at a bar in the mall and we chatted. he was a really sweet guy. i was going to prom and i got a slip at the limited for a dress i already owned. i went to meet up with beth and lindsay at a building that was a movie theater/rest stop/cemetary; we were getting ready there. my hair had grown a lot without me noticing so i spent the few hours i had to get ready cutting it off.

We were ransacking this 'abandoned' barn when a truck pulls up. It's Werner Herzog and he owns the barn. I tell everyone we can slip out the back but Mat insists on talking to him. Werner ends up mistaking us for his family and asks if we're coming to dinner.
I was walking up the street when I saw a giraffe strolling on the other side. Keith was walking behind it and I tried to get his attention. But his eye lids were glazed over.
I made friends with this huge jungle cat and we talked about his family and I met one of his daughters. He was a father of 8 and had settled down.

i had a school dream last night. my school was packed with people. i followed this kid i don't really know to gym class. he had glitter tattoos. i couldn't remember what i had for second period- only that i had not attended in weeks. it was psychology, if you must know.
i always have dreams where i forget about classes and end up failing. anyone else?

From last nite's dream:

-Lakes
-Magnum
-P.I. (but separate from Magnum--I've never even seen that show in my life!)
-Climbing & climbing & climbing...
-...up to yet another lake

I was a server at this new restaurant Mia had opened. Only everyone employed lived there like it was a boarding house. I walked around in sweat pants and ate lots of ice cream. Mia hated this. It ruined her entire reputation.

I went to a garage sale my neighbors were having with my dad. It was down this long hall way of a castle. They had cats with kittens and they hissed at us. We looked for bikes and I almost bought a miniature replica of a human brain.

I watched a film of this girl shaving her head. The camera changed locations before she finished and ended up with 5 minutes footage of this girl Dori I went to high school with. She dropped her binder.

I was going to a school dance with some girl Amy I used to work with knew. It was an informal dance and I didn't even need a date.

My friend Jeremy was getting married to his girlfriend at my church. I think it was on Christmas Eve.

I went to some presentation at my church with people dancing and wearing suits. Only every guy had crutches. Megan told me I could dance, too if I put on a suit.

parts of my dream:

-i was a student living on a college campus. a middle age man followed me one night and tried to kidnap me. there were a lot of people around but none of them would help me. one boy said he would help me but let out a terrifying howl/shriek and gave away my hiding spot to the man. i think he may have been half-dragon. i hid from the man in the woods under a fallen pine branch. i thought about all the creatures that would crawl all over me the longer i laid there.

-a girl was trying to get pregnant. she was supposedly almost nine months along but her embryo was outside of her body and was the size of a marble. i had to eat it in a bowl of cereal so it would have a chance of growing and being born at the right time. i realized as i was eating the cereal that if i did this, i would chew it and kill it. i stopped eating the cereal, but brooke, sherry's granddaughter went through the cereal bowl and found it and told me it was dead. this happened at my grandparents house in erie.

-i was a little girl, maybe a princess, who died. my friends were coming to mourn me. aaron friez and a few other people were going to join me in the afterlife. i was walking around and talking to my friends as they prepared for my funeral. it all had a fairy tale feel to it.

- i was a little girl at the library and i was looking at all the books in the adult section for the first time.

-at a different college jerilyn clair and i were waiting for someone to show up at her dorm room. they threw out a half-smoked cigarette and i put it in my mouth. i was very aware that it was cold and tasted like tobacco and smoke, but i kept it in my mouth.

I had a dream we owned 7 cats.

beth, megan and i was at a park/wildlife preservation in tennessee. it was a small field of tall dead grass next to a body of water. there were snakes everywhere. a cobra spit venom all over megan while she took a picture of it. the snakes were all different colors and some were striped. they chased us and we wanted to leave. kevin macfee came and told us the snakes would not hurt us. but he was wrong. a little boy on a bike had already been bitten on the face.
this was another road tip dream. my dad refused to look at a map and we got very lost. cindy's daughter, jenny was with us. she told me a story about cindy falling asleep in her car in the driveway and how she had to try to get her to wake up and come inside. she also told me that cindy enjoyed the brownies we made for her.

G.R.O.S.S.

I will preface this by saying--Shut the hell up, Mike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Ok, so last nite, I had this dream where it was me, Emily & Jason at least--Beth and Joel too probably--and we were all on some kind of trip. During one nite of this trip, I met some old, fat, business man...beer gut, silver hair, bad plaid shirts from a golf trip...the whole nine yards. We were all at some sleezy diner near some sleezy motel, and the old guy propositioned me for sex. The thing about it was that I knew *this* guy was actually somehow desirable--he had some sexual knowledge that I just had to find out about. I didn't *want* him--he was a gross old dude, but I was intrigued. So I went with him, but it was on this cart thru a house...kinda like a ride at Kennywood...some cart thing on a track...but I was steering it all over the place and Em & Jay were alternately laughing and getting annoyed. We fell off the track inside the kitchen...then the old guy was annoyed. I don't know where it ended, but fortunately I woke up before the sex.

mices and piglets

So I woke up, went in the kitchen. There was a button on the sink by the faucet that read, "PRINT TECH". So I pressed it and this sheet printed out. It read: 'Dear Jason, I wouldn't touch anything in the kitchen if I were you. I'll explain later. Megan' So I held it up and showed Mat, who was in the other room. He said, "Oh yeah," and I thought he was going to explain it, but then walked out the back door and closed it on himself. So i let him back in and he said, "Ok, look around that door frame and tell me what you see." I kept looking and looking. Finally I saw on the ceiling in the corner, somehow camoulfaged, this mousehole and this mouse just dangling like an asshole.
Then I was in my bed. But instead of my dresser we had our closet and it was open. On the bottom there were all these animals, like a pig and a lion. on the top shelf there were all these checkout candy boxes of gum and such. two of them flew onto the bed and I thought there were mice in the boxes so I woke up trying to get the mice of the bed.

my dad was really mean to beth. we set up a trap to scare him to get back at him. joel, beth, and i dressed in scary costumes and hid from him in the basement. he found us before we could scare him.

i had to get love birds and mia taught me how to take care of them.

Joel and I were driving Nathan's car in Pitcairn with my grandparents. For some reason we got really mad and started swearing and throwing stuff at them. They were being jerks, just so you know. We almost ran over some woman and a little girl. Oh, and Katelyn snubbed us.
I was with my whole family at this 'pagan' celebration for summer. We went because a pagan family we knew couldn't make it. I felt so weird being there with my parents.... They were really into dog and had like three assemblies about them.

We were camping somewhere. It was long and drawn out. Some lady who works at the Monroeville Mall was talking to Em and I. They had a Sbarros. I had a Pepsi.
I felt weird all dream. We were in a field... There were spiders that had to go to the hospital in a jar. Jay said so.
I forgot my bag after we packed up and were driving. Jay turned around in these peoples house. Literally, into the bedroom. I apologized. I forgot something, again. I was by myself and talking to the lady. She told me her daughter was crazy and was killed for being a witch. I knew this was bad news. I stuck around anyhow. Her son who I had talked to before smiled at me. I knew I should leave. I didn't. He lived in my parent's garage with too many doors. I was in my backyard. He walked into the garage. I ran. He filmed me from the roof and waved. He then pulled out a shot gun. I ran. I ducked. I bullet grazed my arm. I woke up to Megan text messaging me. Megan, you saved my life.

we were on a road trip through texas. for some reason, we hated everywhere we were going and thought it was the biggest waste of a road trip ever. my pap was there. beth and i were supposed to go to a high school dance with these two guys. we told them we couldn't because we were leaving town that night, but we ended up sitting around until the morning. we hid from them so they wouldn't find out we had stood them up. we were also being chased by some evil group.

i don't know.

apparently none of us dream anymore! sad times!

actually, i did have a weird one yesterday, and it went like this: Dana Glunt was moving in to my mom's house with all of us. She recently had her stomach stapled (this is actually true) and none of us had seen her since her surgery. When she showed up in my kitchen, she was way shorter than I remembered her, plus she was now black; you know--African-American. And, her face was not the same either--but it was still Dana. She went around half-nude (the bottom half) and told everyone that she was wearing a babydoll T-shirt under her pants. She overheard my mom and I yelling on the porch, and that caused her to put more clothes on. Thank God for that. The end.