Isaac Brock of Modest Mouse was putting on a musical (but he was just conducting the orchestra) on the stage of my old church. It involved a graphic skit of Will Ferrell killing a mannequin prostitute, loads of covers, including Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer's 'There's Always Tomorrow', and two bonus tracks- one being a reading of his anthropology thesis.

Later, after running from the law/murderers on a 4-wheeler I had a heart to heart with my uncle's girlfriend on the lake erie beach.
"He doesn't love me anymore..." she said.
"Leave him. You're not married," I replied.