Saturday, March 25, 2006

i was shopping in a huge grocery store and this big mexican mafia guy was after me. his kids were making burritos at the make-your-own burrito station. i was trying to hide from all of them so i was weaving in and out of the aisles and ducking behind displays. i made a run for it to the bathroom. it was huge, with doors leading to more and more stalls. at the end of it all, i ran out a door into the forest, where i then decided to finally called 911. they were very unhelpful, but i found some grocery store security gaurds who somehow rounded up a whole ring of these mafia guys. they tried to escape on a boat in a lake, but the lake was small and the security gaurds just had to wait on the shore for them to come back, which was only about five minutes.

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